Think About It!
- Money doesn't bring you happiness, but it enables you to look for it in more places.
- Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
- Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.
- A man (or woman) who can smile when things go wrong has found someone to blame it on.
- Behind every successful man is his woman. Behind the fall of a successful man is usually another woman.
- Nobody will ever win the battle of the sexes. There's too much fraternizing with the enemy.
- The world is full of willing people: some willing to work and some willing to let them.
- Evening news is where they begin with 'Good Evening,' and then proceed to tell you why it isn't.